Thursday, May 23, 2013

ROMANCE!

  So this week I had to take my state exam things in Algebra 1, Literature, and Biology. I think I've mentioned this about a kazillion times before, but I'm cyberschooled, so I had to actually go somewhere to take these exams.

  On one of the days, I noticed that a teacher brought in some old comic books for us to read when we were finished with our exams. So I took a look at them... Oh my gosh were they weird...

   First of all they were from the 70's... Then I noticed they were romance comics. O_O Really, really weird ones. One of the girls in the comic books was wearing a fuzzy bikini. It looked like she skinned a muppet!

                   

   In case you're interested, the muppet bikini is in this issue of "Career Girl Romances". You can find it on eBay for about $10.

                  For Lovers Only (1971) 76

  The other one I looked at was called "For Lovers Only" and one of the stories was about this girl that fell in love with a cop. She broke up with him when he GAVE HER A SPEEDING TICKET. The story lines were so hilariously bad and cheesy that I am seriously considering buying some on eBay.

   In a different romance comic (I can't remember its title) the girl was all "Oh, Brad! Before we continue in this relantionship, I must admit something." Now, you're expecting her to say something like she murdered someone, or she has a third arm or something like that, but she says, "I don't really work at the casino! I work at an office! I only lied to make myself sound more interesting!"

                           *facepalm*

  They guy says something like, "It's fine, baby. I'll always love you!" and then they smooch in the sunset. Oh, people.

        -Holly Casey Davis

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